I finally have a break from my children now that they are hypnotized. No more chanting:
- Keep your hands off of your brother!
- Quit lighting the lighter!
- Be careful with that candle!
- Don't light anymore candles!
- Quit blowing out the candles!
- Don't shine the flashlight in my face!
- Don't shine the flashlight in your brother's face!
- This is all we have to eat, so eat it!
- Repeat 1-8.
I am parking my kids in front of the PlayStation for a few hours and enjoying some of those wonderful Buds my friend Shawn dropped off in the previous post. God, I am so happy right now!